Everyone’s favorite Jersey Housewife villainess has copped a plea, and it looks like she’ll be spending some time behind bars — or at least under house arrest. Meanwhile, her slippery husband “Juicy Joe” is almost certainly headed down the river and might even be deported to Italy. So what does this mean for Bravo’s prized reality franchise?
The Andy Cohen carnival is rushing to complete filming for the next season of Housewives, and has even recorded the moment when the Giudices broke the sad news to their four adorable children. But even if Teresa gets off easy with house arrest, no Bravo cameras will be allowed. Which brings us to the really important question: Who should take Teresa’s place in the harem of Jersey harpies?
We took a quick ClaimFame office poll, and here are the top contenders — formidable women married to New Jersey legends. Cast your vote by tweeting us @claim_fame or by leaving comments in the comments section — you can suggest your own candidates too!
Here’s who we have in the running:
- Dorothea Hurley, Jon Bon Jovi’s wife
- Patti Scialfa, Bruce Springsteen’s wife
- Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons’s wife
- Mary Pat Christie, Governor Chris Christie’s wife
Or….how about you? If you’re a ClaimFame fan in Jersey, we want to hear from you! Just make sure to file your tax returns so you don’t end up like poor Teresa!