Casting Opportunity? Teresa’s Headed for the Slammer. Who Should Take Her Place?

Everyone’s favorite Jersey Housewife villainess has copped a plea, and it looks like she’ll be spending some time behind bars — or at least under house arrest. Meanwhile, her slippery  husband “Juicy Joe” is almost certainly headed down the river and might even be deported to Italy. So what does this mean for Bravo’s prized reality franchise?

The Andy Cohen carnival is rushing to complete filming for the next season of Housewives, and has even recorded the moment when the Giudices broke the sad news to their four adorable children. But even if Teresa gets off easy with house arrest, no Bravo cameras will be allowed. Which brings us to the really important question: Who should take Teresa’s place in the harem of Jersey harpies?

We took a quick ClaimFame office poll, and here are the top contenders — formidable women married to New Jersey legends. Cast your vote by  tweeting us @claim_fame or by leaving comments in the comments section — you can suggest your own candidates too!

Here’s who we have in the running:

  1. Dorothea Hurley, Jon Bon Jovi’s wife
  2. Patti Scialfa, Bruce Springsteen’s wife
  3. Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons’s wife
  4. Mary Pat Christie, Governor Chris Christie’s wife

Or….how about you? If you’re a ClaimFame fan in Jersey, we want to hear from you! Just make sure to file your tax returns so you don’t end up like poor Teresa!

3 Responses to “Casting Opportunity? Teresa’s Headed for the Slammer. Who Should Take Her Place?”

  1. disqus_nx4MfF4kvy

    It looks and sounds to me like these 2 fine people pled guilty to spare the children the stress and craziness a trial would bring upon them. I’m not saying that a crime wasn’t committed but come people it’s only money and nobody got killed. It wouldn’t be right to remove Teresa from the beautiful home Joe built for her. She is use to living a privileged lifestyle and taking it away will affect the whole family. Think about the kids for a second, Gia is an accomplished actress, model and dancer who needs her mom to guide her career not to mention the other girls who need her also. Gia is destined to follow in her mothers footsteps and be a big star soon.

    • claimthatfame

      We agree with you! It looks like Teresa is going to be able to stay home with the kids. We want to get Gia onto ClaimFame because we believe she is a triple threat just like her mama! We wish them Giudice family the best of luck.

  2. Casting Addict

    Mary Pat Christie may not be the most glamorous housewife, but she’d continue the fine tradition of House-husbands facing jail time.


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